eat your misfortune cookies.
wear hot pants, short pants, no pants!
fill your flask with wine.
steal flowers from your neighbors garden.
Blasphemy!
romance me with daffodils, comic books, and pancakes.
place pink plastic flamingos in your yard perfectly.
send me a telegram, a silly postcard or a pine cone.
Try to catch some wind in your hair.
Agatha Christie can't solve the mystery of "two step skank beats."
embrace the mustache.
clean off your crusty toothpaste cap. you'll feel better.
smoke pot in a church parking lot.
be a kook! delight yourself with spontaneity.
seduce a seahorse with James Brown and get funky.
The ice cream man is not always a pedophile.
share your pipe-dreams with a beautiful stranger.
sing along with hummingbirds.
get a tattoo of a lisa frank unicorn.
call your delusional aunt, she always sends the best gifts.
Aretha Franklin always appreciates you singing along. she is the best company,
so don't be shy.
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