lessons from a state university:
all girls love taking group vodka shots. I tend to prefer drinking my pint of whiskey from the bottle.
DD's drive special 'short' buses to take you to your intended location which is never actually understood.
a spanish waiter named Juan will give you free tequila shots and margaritas if you give him the 'flirty eye'.
If you're a forty year old man and trying to get me to come 'back to your place' I will kick you in the shin.
Also Frat guys don't like it if you write on or kick holes in their walls. [sorry....this was the most fun I had all night]
if a broski is stumbling towards you, RUN! he will fall on you and then try to grab your boob while he is getting up, while you're supposed to feel bad that his poor tolerance for alcohol has caused him to tumble on top of you.
high heels and vodka is a bad combination for some, this can slow your walking speed down to .00001 mph and you will never reach your destination in a timely manner.
you can't smoke cigarettes or drink beer in the dorms public bathroom.
If you get excited when the Fray, Nickelback or Ne Yo comes on the radio, you're in the right place.